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A Limerick

There were two young ladies of Birmingham,

And this is a scandal concerning ‘em.

They lifted the frock

And tickled the cock

Of the Bishop engaged in confirming ‘em.

Now the Bishop was nobody’s fool,

For he’d been to a good public school,

So he took down their britches

And buggered those bitches

With his ten inch Episcopal tool.

But this didn’t worry those two;

Said they, as the Bishop withdrew,

“The vicar is quicker

And thicker and slicker,

And longer and stronger than you.”