May 2010
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Astounding new element discovered
Oxford University researchers have discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.
The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called...
July 2009
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A Limerick
There were two young ladies of Birmingham,
And this is a scandal concerning ‘em.
They lifted the frock
And tickled the cock
Of the Bishop engaged in confirming ‘em.
Now the Bishop was nobody’s fool,
For he’d been to a good public school,
So he took down their britches
And buggered those bitches
With his ten inch Episcopal tool.
But this didn’t worry...
June 2009
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Winchester and Eton
Taken from The Trusty Servant Issue 107:
https://wyksoc.com/Page.aspx?pid=209
‘When in 1441 King Henry VI decided to found a school near Windsor to be a feeder for the Cambridge college which he had in mind, he knew where to look to see how it should be done! Win Coll’s records show that in the years just before and just after Eton was founded, the king visited Winchester, in all about ten...